Watch Your Step!

Written by Cynella; PSHG Founder

“The only true way to prove that you have lost your inner child is if you don’t

laugh when you hear the word “poop”.” - Amanda

Decorator: Imagin8tionMan

For the past few months I had been hearing rumors of this decorator that had some of the most uniquely decorated spaces on Home. I wasn’t too sure what to expect, I have seen a lot of unique spaces in my time on Home and somehow a space decorated in horse poop just didn’t strike me as all that unique. What can you possibly do to make poop look amazing? Poop is something that is a fact of life, just like the title of the children’s book states, “Everyone Poops.” But just because everyone does it, does not mean that it makes it something that  you want to discuss over dinner or with strangers.

Last week, I received a message from a good friend of mine, that her friend Imagin8tionMan was back in Home after a long hiatus and she wanted me to add him so that I could check out his Poop decor. My friend is an exceptional decorator herself, so I took her word for it that the arrangement met her expectations and sent a friends request.

Upon loading, he greeted me by asking me to watch my step, the dog had made quite a mess in the apartment.  I think that is an understatement, if a dog made this kind of mess in my house, it would be a homeless dog in a matter of seconds.

Even though he was blaming the mess on the dog, I couldn’t help but notice that his cleanliness wasn’t the best either. The trash was overflowing with what appeared to be at least a weeks worth of garbage and his kitchen wasn’t clean enough to cook anything that could be considered sanitary.

His diningroom table looked as if it were begging to give you some kind of disease by just looking at it and don’t get me started on the chairs.

The living area was just a little bit cleaner, but nothing to write home about and while roaming around, I found that pesky dog that made all the mess, he was even stepping over his poop.

Overall, Imagin8tionMan did a wonderful job re-creating an unsanitary environment, every aspect that went into his decor appeared to be covered in poop or filthy.

After seeing Imagin8tionMan’s apartment I returned to my own Harbor studio and took a nice long shower.